How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb?
Nine.
They all live in Brooklyn, and they have to keep changing it every day for "new light."
There are many cults that are able to lure all types of people into their snare with promises of happiness, salvation and eternal life. Jehovah's Witnesses are just one of these cults but in addition to being dangerous they are also one of the funniest cults. This blog will introduce you to some of their funniest and most outrageous claims and it will also entertain you with jokes intended especially for Jehovah's Witnesses.
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