Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Funny Watchtower Teaching

Jehovah's Witnesses believe that Jesus chose the Watchtower Society as the true religion in 1919. All Jehovah's Witnesses know this but they are totally unable to explain it. They just know that the Watchtower Society is "Jehovah's Organization". This ridiculous claim has been repeated so many times in the Watchtower literature that it has become a "truth".

"The historical facts (what historical facts are they talking about?) show that 1919 was the year when the remnant on earth of the 144,000 Kingdom heirs began to be freed from Great Babylon. In that year the message of God's established kingdom began to be preached from house to house and publicly by Jehovah's Christian witnesses in a fearless way." (Are these people nuts, or what?)

As usual when there is not a single shred of any evidence whatsoever for this belief. None. Nada. It doesn't matter because Jehovah's Witnesses believe any stupid or crazy thing the Governing Body says.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Plenty of funny jokes here! Cant believe no one has left you feedback! :)

JW

Anonymous said...

the witness that have seen all the changes in the last 50 60 years are the ones that knows its not the truth they absolutly know it . but are you going to admit it after all this time. you dont want to admit you made a mistake or that you have been so gullable ask them why they wont let you look at old watch towers what a shame. false prophecy did jesus have to change his saying why would the holy spiritif thats where you are getting your truth

Anonymous said...

1914... not 1919

Anonymous said...

your talking too much but its not funny,maybe u are one of the nuts ,,,not only nuts u are almonds also.