Jehovah's Witness Glossary

Serving For A Date - What Jehovah's Witnesses accuse their fellow members of doing when they actually have to nerve believe and act upon what the Watchtower teaches.

Not Serving For a Date - What Jehovah's Witnesses say when their religion screws up yet another of its predictions.

Put Jehovah First - Going from door to door and leaving books and magazines.

Running Ahead of Jehovah - What someone is doing when he gets something right before the Governing Body gets around to it.